Top 10 Things Jesus Never Said shirt (Discontinued - limited sizes)

The life and times of Jesus Christ is a debatable subject at best. Who was he? Did he really exist? Does he currently share a trailer with Elvis and Jim Morrisson in South America? All we can really be sure of is that he never said these ten things (printed on the back of the shirt): 10. I don't have to do what you say... you're not my REAL DAD! 9. Why don't you guys get a job? 8. Let those without sin cast the first... MOM, STOP THAT!!!! 7. Talk to the hands. 6. DAD DAMMIT!!! 5. I never met a man I didn't like, except for that Judas guy: he's a pr*ck. (shirt is not censored) 4. My woody is bigger than yours. 3. You just saw me walk on the water. You can do it. TRUST ME! 2. Would you like that Jumbo-sized for just 29 cents extra? 1. GET OFF MY A**!!! (shirt is not censored) Concept inspired by Lazy Dragon. Original art by Robert Tritthardt (writer/artist of Writhe and Shine).