Randolph Carter took me on a Dreamquest, where we gibbered with ghouls, evaded gugs, got shanghai'd by horned men, saved by cats, carried to Unknown Kadath by nightgaunts, and confronted Nyarlathotep in one of his less dangerous guises... and all I got was this 100% cotton T-shirt, with "Leave Me Alone, I'm on a Dreamquest" and a pic of a galley on its way to the moon, both printed in white. If you're a Lovecraft fan, on a search for the Old Gods of the Dreamlands, then you need this shirt. Choose from nautical navy, or eldritch burgundy.